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negrotiate 

haggling over the price of an item that you can not afford no matter what the price
That man was trying to negrotiate on a waterfront house and he doesn't even have a job
negrotiate by upset realtor November 18, 2006

negrociating

when black people are talking to each other or trying to make a deal
leave them black folk alone they're negrociating
negrociating by googleaim December 24, 2009

Negrociate 

The act of two African American brotherins discussing or collaborating fair terms for a trade, goods, favors, or services. Services include, but are not limited to: hitman for hire, sour D, cocaine, the heroin, prostitutes, stolen cars, etc.
Winston: Excuse me kind sirs, how much currency will it cost me to purchase some time with your classy female companion?

Pimp Daddy Alonzo: Ah ha check this faggot muh'fucka. Drop the punk ass bullshit for a second, honky. Let me negrociate with my cousin Ray Ray and we'll get back to ya.

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Ray Ray: After careful negrociation, we've decided LaQueefa's workin for free tonight.
Negrociate by PartyWithSLUUTS September 29, 2012

negrotiation 

The dispute that always occurs when splitting a dinner check among a party of African Americans
Why does splitting the bill with you Huxtables have to be such a negrotiation?

Negrodian Slip 

pronoun. - A derogatory name used for theft.

See negrodian
Felakhi gave me the negrodian slip on my sunglasses.

negrociate 

a) The act of increasing one's negrocity
b) The act of becoming blacker, either in skin tone or culturally
"Let's just lay in the sun and negrociate."
"These clouds are really hampering my negrociations today."
negrociate by mkais July 9, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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