National Kylie Minogue Day is on Oct 5th, when we celebrate the one and only Goddess, and we worship and praise all her work, by listening to lots of her songs. This is a national holiday but unfortunately it’s not approved by the government but we continue to celebrate the beautiful Australian throughout the day at work or school. Ways to celebrate include; parties, masturbation and dancing!! Enjoy ;))
Uncle Steve the Sugardaddy: “Ahh I can’t wait to pop one off on National Kylie Minogue Day”

Little Steve: “You dirty pedo!”
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