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Napton is a small village located about 8 miles from Royal Leamington Spa, it is a known fact that the average iq score in napton is that of a 5 year old child with learning disability's, not only that everyone is related meaning 99% of its locals are interbred, enter with caution when visiting you will be mugged as everyone is tighter than a nuns minge.

Where is napton

napton by Fredenser August 31, 2016

Napting!

When someting is sick,cool or surprising

Hey did you see Eastenders last night

Yehr it was Napting!

Napting! by Napting!kid January 28, 2010

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Naptown Nugget Stir

The process in which a constipated person requests their partner to perform anal sex on them in an attempt to help alleviate the blockage.

The process in which a constipated person requests their partner to perform anal sex on them in an attempt to help alleviate the blockage.

"Honey, I'm really backed up, could you please give me a Naptown Nugget Stir?"

"Hell naw bitch, I don't want yo shit all over my dick!"

Naptown Nugget Stir by Jello Shotz December 5, 2016

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Naptown

Was DEFINITELY Indianapolis, Indiana first. Just because Annapolis, Maryland was founded first does NOT give them the right to steal the nickname Naptown. Very much like being the younger sibling sitting shotgun and the older sibling saying that just because they were born first means THEY get shotgun. Which is, in fact, A BITCH MOVE.

Person 1: Where's naptown again?
Person 2: Indianapolis, IN of course.
Person 1: Ooh, man I thought it was Annapolis.
Person 2: Nah, they stole it from Indy.
Person 1: Oh shit, what a BITCH MOVE.

Naptown by Sarah Pft June 23, 2009

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Naton

Naton is an adjective that means cute

"That panda is really Naton"

Naton by jack-of-all-trades-mate April 23, 2020

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Natonya

A fun, wild, hyper active woman who lives life to the fullest. Usually has different colors in her hair, and has very pale skin. She is shy around new people that she meets, but once she finds common ground with them, they'll be best friends till the end. Doesn't care what anybody thinks, and makes brighter things out of every bad situation.

Aweh Natonya ! You make my life better!

I wish I had a personality like her!

Natonya by Crackers:) January 1, 2011

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naptown

Naptown is 317, indianapolis, we had the name first, anapolis is NOT naptown

Where ya from?
NAPTOWN!!!
wheres that at?
not in annapolis

naptown by Reverend B July 9, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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