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The person you are in a relationship with, who after being a total asshole, wants to take a "nap" (read sex) because it will make you both feel better.
I was fighting with my asshole of a husband and he asked me if I wanted to take a "nap" so we would both feel better. What a NAPHOLE.
naphole by momsdonepaying June 15, 2012

[Naphole] 

One who falls asleep as you are talking in your presence.
My boyfriend is such a Naphole. I was telling him all about my day and that motherfucker just falls asleep on the couch.
[Naphole] by The Doodlers December 26, 2016

Napoleon's Bakery 

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.
Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot
Napoleon's Bakery by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

Napoleon Bronaparte

The leader of all bro's.
Steve is the Napoleon Bronaparte of the brotherhood.
Napoleon Bronaparte by Brohero June 14, 2010

Napoleon kill 

(noun) Predicting something will end badly. Alternatively, a person who is thinking something will end badly. Similar to a buzz kill.

The origin is a pun on the name the famous American personal-success author Napoleon Hill ("Think and Grow Rich"). One of Mr. Hill's biggest beliefs was that ideas can become reality and for this reason you should try to eliminate all bad or critical thinking from your thoughts.
Him: "Dude, I'd buy an iPad, but all I'll end up doing is dropping it."

Her: "You're such a Napoleon kill!"
Napoleon kill by b1-66er January 13, 2011

napoleon lesbian 

A microlabel for queer activists fighting against anti-LGBT and anti-queer rhetoric. The three colors of their flag represents their goals.
Brown - POC representation, activism, and inclusion.
White - LGBT inclusion of every kind, especially trusting other queers' labels.
Pink - Celebration of pink, femme, and lesbians.
Person A: "Napoleon lesbian? Don't you mean Neapolitan?"
Person B: "No. I mean Napoleon."
napoleon lesbian by nataliewins March 2, 2021
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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