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Number Pulled Out Of Ass. Often used by a sales person without any insight in communication with a tech person.
Hi there. Our customer wants to buy a complete booking and reservation system. We think it should cost about $1000 dollars. Can you write one of those fast?

$1000 is the NPOOA
NPOOA by pit0r July 22, 2009
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This is a way to spell a name nooah he is a chill dude and his name is spelled uniquie.
-Hey whats thats new kids name.
-Its nooah i think he's preety cool he spells his name cool
nooah by sqweeker May 1, 2019
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A very handsome and cute guy who would look after you whenever you need it. Nooa's are the best people out there.
Look, that's Nooa over there. U know if he's single?
Nooa by sout.park October 8, 2019

Nnooaahh 

The best youtuber to ever exist
Person 1-Hey have you seen Nnooaahh's new video? Person 2-He done a new one? i gotta watch it!
Nnooaahh by Nnooaahh Fan April 30, 2021
Nooa is a rare finnish name and the finnish version of the name Noah.
-Who is that guy?
-He's Nooa.
Nooa by NooaJ August 31, 2019
nice piece of ass
That hottie over there has a NPOA
NPOA by abvr December 1, 2010
Acronym for No pressure of any kind.
A phrase used to express when you'd like for someone to do something, but you don't want them to feel ANY pressure to do it or to feel burdened by it.
It is like "No pressure" but shorter and stronger.
When you decide, give me a call. npoak
npoak by O8elisk March 10, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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