NNPTC

A deep, dark chasm in the bowels of South Carolina. If one has some form of a life when arriving, it will shortly be washed away into a distant memory and constant reminder of the gravest mistake said individual has ever made.

Where young, eager men and women go to become the best, the brightest, and the saddest.

NNPTC:

Knowledge*Integrity*Excellence

NNPTC by 30-5 January 12, 2009

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NNPTSD

A condition a sailor has which makes him frequently triggered recounting his miserable days studying nuclear power at NNPTC.

NNPTSD is typically felt in the parking lot, while waiting to start the work day in the dreadful silence of your car after you’ve shut your phone off and put your name badge on. It can take minutes or hours for a sailor to recover from this state and summon the courage to go inside.

Typical trigger words include “welcome back,” “RPI,” “exam,” “Rickover,” and “mandatory study.”

“Welcome back,” the Applebee’s waitress said, “can I get you anything to drink?”
Wade was despondent and didn’t reply, staring into the distance. His friend answered, “excuse him, he’s suffering from a rare condition known as NNPTSD. Those words brought him back.”

NNPTSD by ADM Dickover February 6, 2021

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NNTC

Not nice to see

That was NNTC. ( Not nice to see.)

NNTC by CATANDDOGSGOWOOFANDMEOW June 2, 2015

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Nntcdsong

Niggas need to calm down something on god

Bro, Nntcdsong

Nntcdsong by Canon events near you June 17, 2024

Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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