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No Judgment Wednesday is that one day a week when friends or acquaintances can't be judged due to stupidity of their actions due to the consumption of alcohol or just being plain retarded.
Dude. I wanted to stop Chris from taking home that hobo home from the bar last night, but it was NJW. I just have to pretend she was a dime.
NJW by theycallmeturtle May 25, 2011
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njwthe_god 

He is a really great person. He is also a really kind and loving person. He gets lots of girls all the time but he keeps it secret. He doesnt know how to save shit. He is a legend and should be called a legend by all his pierce. He is freindly but you shouldnt piss him off because there is lots of outcomes to doing that and he is very honest and loyal.
Njwthe_god being higher then everyone else
njwthe_god by Watermelonthe_gof November 22, 2021

njwvefbyhbewjvnedvnlkbjr 

Njwvefbyhbewjvnedvnlkbjr this class is so boring.

njwang'a 

a large penis
she moaned as he penetrated her with his njwang'a
njwang'a by uncle wandy November 24, 2022
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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