Mytse

1. A unique middle name given to beautiful girls who tend to exceed your expectations.
2. Someone who is always fun to talk to and who can make your day better by just being around.
3. A girl who's cute but clumsy and never boring.

Guy A: "Dude that girl is so fine and shes sweet too!"
Guy B: "Yeah I think her middle name is Mytse."
Guy A: "That explains it then."

by Rich AKA Stud Muffin July 8, 2011

mystery hole

A kinder, more gentle and playful word used to describe the asshole, rectum, and/or anus.

"My mystery hole sure does hurt something bad today."

"How in the world did she get that thing inside her mystery hole in the first place?"

by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives

by mvyb October 8, 2020

mysterious nigga

Nigga who wears hood and does voodoo

Mace Windu, mysterious nigga

by ts98 April 23, 2014

crazy for myself

if it wasn't clear after listening to home, taehyung is crazy for himself

Crazy for myself
Jeo mun-eul yeolmyeon mwodeun da doel geoscheoleom
Machi museun bonttaeleul boyeojul geoscheoleom
Jib-eul naseossji
(i modeun sangsang-i da singilulo kkeutnaji anhgil)

Oh yeah I did it, me shine with flashin’ lights
Got lotta friends, gojeuneoghan nae gong-gan
Geulae gieoghae mwodeun da hal su iss-eul geosman gatdeon ttae
I saw the ocean yeah i mun-eul yeolgido jeon-e
Oh yeah

by joons arms September 8, 2019

Mystery Wipe

There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;)

Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."

Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)

Man, we ran out of toilet paper and I had to "go-fish" in the Mystery Wipe!

by Valhalla MMA May 13, 2019

i want to shoot myself

"I want to shoot myself" is often used by someone who is willing to commit suicide and has recently noticed how the world is a shit and want to get rid of it.

"I'm so fucking tired of my life, I think I want to shoot myself".

by Unknown number13 April 13, 2014