Myles Montague 

The title or name given to someone with perceived supreme intelligence. Myles is a person often well-built. He is very handsome and always dresses well. He has a sharp mind and is very smart and witty. If you are talking to a Myles, you will find yourself smiling and wishing that he could be yours, though you know he can't. Myles' generally have blonde hair and blue eyes and go for redheads or girls named Ashley and Sarah because of their bubbly personalities. Myles' are fun people to be around and never fail to make everyone around them happy. They have amazing athletic ability, and are often three sport athletes. Most Myles' play basketball or rugby. They are always looking for a nice girl with a good sense of humor and who they can spend hours talking to. They don't date just to date, and they spend their time getting to know someone before they start. A Myles can light up the room in an instant by cracking one of his witty jokes or even just creating conversation. A Myles has many friends, girls and boys, and, while he maybe isn't the most popular in the class, everyone sees the good in him and loves him. He is a great best friend and boyfriend and anyone who knows him is lucky to have that privilege.

I love hanging with Myles Montague

Myles Montague by K-Baller January 13, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012