Myambo!

The art of curing one's boredom through light-hearted, funny methods. Releasing frustration through laughter at other people's retarded antics.

John: "For fuck's sake! If I have to take one more call before lunch I swear I'll kill myself!"

James: "Dude, chill! Just Myambo! at lunch or something"

John: "Ah shit, that sounds like a plan."

by myamboman March 8, 2009

Mambo Number 5

Behavior in which one juggles many girls seeming at one time, but really in quick succession.

If you don't watch it, your Mambo Number 5 life may come down like a house of cards.

by Luddz May 7, 2015

mambo sauce

A mysteriously addictive red sauce served with fried chicken and fries at chinese carry outs in the Washington D.C. area.

Customer: Yo Bing! Let me get an order of 3 piece chicken wings with fries.
Bing: Yessir, you want mambo sauce?
Customer: All over it!

by Mambo King February 16, 2005

mambo jambo

Mambo Jambo is the alternative name of the song by Perez Prado, Qué rico el mambo.
Mumbo jumbo, or mumbo-jumbo, is an English phrase or expression that denotes a confusing or meaningless subject. It is often used as humorous expression of criticism of middle-management and civil service non-speak, and of belief in practices based on superstition, rituals intending to cause confusion or languages that the speaker does not understand.

don't think about that mambo jambo

by hs92 November 3, 2013

Mambo Mafia

Mambo Mafia - a group of people who are totally devoted fans of Danielle Hope (Winner of Over The Rainbow). They originated on the Digital Spy Over the Rainbow forum. The group name was inspired by the legendary performance of Mambo Italiano by Danielle Hope during the show.

Don't mess with the Mambo Mafia!

by nureal39 June 16, 2010

HORIZONTAL MAMBO

the sex act, buryin' the bone, balls-to-the-wall deep within the vaginal cavity.

Anne and I spent the entire evening doing the horizontal mambo!

by weave November 22, 2003

Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.

I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'

by DCD$ November 22, 2010