MySpaceAge

The age that people claim they are on MySpace or Facebook

Hey you know that hottie I met at the bar last night?

Her "MySpaceAge" is 31, but my bartender buddy saw her driver's license. He says she's really 42

by Tojo Moko July 2, 2009

Myspaceversary

The anniversary of the date one opened one's MySpace account. Celebrated by some hardcore MySpace fans.

Bulleting:
It's my myspaceversary!
Comment me!
...
I need it!

by raphaleus13 July 31, 2007

myspaceable

something that is worthy of being put on myspace; something that could be digitized so it can be placed on myspace

A video clip of some shmuck hitting on a woman and getting shot down. If someone was recording it, they might say "That's myspaceable!"

by CairoXP June 26, 2007

MySpaceCadet

noun

A subscriber to MySpace who is addicted to the point of insanity and physical need;

being especially prevalent with bloggers.

The MySpaceCadet's fingers spasmed after having been away from the website for five minutes.

by Vilate May 17, 2006

Myspaceaphile

a creepy, lonely, or strange person who searches myspace for teenage girls to friend request and talk to, making them believe that the person is their age and not some old guy who lives in his mother's basement.

i was gonna ask that guy out, but then he asked me if i wanted to see a picture of his penis. i think he's a myspaceaphile.

by Epic Flail March 15, 2009

myspacethetically

pertaining to myspace

When she described herself as 'more to love', she was speaking myspacethetically.

by paul lavra, NOT November 15, 2006

myspaceide

To delete oneself's MySpace profile

Oh my god, Mike's girlfriend made him commit myspaceide!!

by 3ntropy May 16, 2006