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African clicking noise made with your mouth. When saying the Mwetch sound it is worse then disrespectful rl shameful and can be used in different ways. It cna he used in many different ways.
Example:
White: hey look at my ne wicks
Black: Mwetch

Many Africans parents say this to their kid when they’ve done something bad or embarrising.
Black Mum: what are you wearing.
Daughter: crop top
Black Mum: mwetch
Mwetch by Mwetchhhhh July 18, 2018
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Metchosin 

Home to the coolest farmers you'll ever meet. If you need to swap some poultry, the Metchosin farmer's market is the place to be.
Person 1: "I almost ran over a cow the other day..."
Person 2: "Oh, so you went to Metchosin?"
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another spelling of the word metal, used when ridiculing a heavy metal style, espcially black metal, or talking shit about a band you're annoyed of cuz they suck, or they sold out.
Also used when ridiculing a metalhead, saying he's a metchulhead, or a tr00 metchulhead.
Used by both metalheads and non-metalheads.
retarded kid: "br0o0o0otal, tr0oo0est of the tr00oo0 kvlt of kvlt metchul head?"
black metaller: "BM is neither for kids, nor pussies"
metchul by Petrucci January 25, 2008
Metchie is a reliable person you've ever meet, a thoughtful person she is a simple person with a good heart, a best friend material as you could wish that she can be your sister for real. Metchie has a unique personality of independence and a strong faith she may be lost sometimes but in the end she can be herself again, a very humble person, many people admired her being a nice and friendly person. So if you have Metchie in your life dude you're very lucky to be with that person so keep her and give her importance she deserve she is worth living with
Person 1:"Oh what a good person she is"
Person 2:"Metchie is beautiful inside out and has a positive mindset I hope I can be like her"
metchie by Zhafira June 7, 2021

Big Metch 

A Person That Has An Epicness Level Higher Than Anyone Else Alive. Commonly Used When Referring To Someone Who ISNT "Big Metch"
Michelle: Yeah I'm Pretty Epic

Mark: YOU THINK YOURE BIG METCH

Michelle: WTH
Big Metch by CoolioMetcher July 21, 2011
A metrosexual crossed with a chav. They don't quite have as much style as a normal metro but they have ditched the Burberry cap and wear the "oh so fashionable" salmon pink polo shirt. The gold chains and bright white trainers are still with them though.

Their attitude is still pretty scally but they definitly try and show what they percieve as a sensitive side to girls in the hope of getting laid.
Did you see that Metchav's lovely salmon pink polo shirt?
One of the most intelligent individuals you'll ever meet yet you'll never know it. She is very simple with her style, composure and attitude and even then people are capticated with her beauty. Her maturity is high but at the right time she'll show you her crazy immature side. Who you expected her to be is not who she really is. She might be mean at times but that's her way of showing her love ... Sometimes.
I would love to ne Metchy's friend but I don't know if she's friendly.
Metchy by Cutsiee May 11, 2019