Murphboat 

A generic dance done mostly at a night club or bars when you can't relate to the music playing, or feel awkward doing so. Mostly done to upbeat music, the "murphboat" involves the arms and hands raised above the head pushing out in a swimming-type motion as you bounce to the beat of the song with the rest of your body.

Ducky: "Mike, what kind of dance is that??"
Mike: "It's the murphboat! Do the murphboat!"

Murphboat by Edwin "Ducky" Schlager September 21, 2009

murphbomb 

When you pull your dick out of your girlfriend's pussy and then slam it back into her with such force that it causes her to cramp up, throw up, and then pass out.

Travis murphbombed Monica so bad she cramped up, threw up every where and passed the fuck out. Shit was so cash.

murphbomb by ShitWasSoCash October 6, 2009

Murphnation

noun:
1. A nation in which everyone wants to be a part of. A happy glourious place, sometimes it is party central. This place is filled with laughter, tranquility, harmony, peace and love. Murphnation does not exist unless murph is actually present. Murph is the happiest, coolest, person you'll ever meet. In fact...shout out...LOVE YOU BIDDY. She can dance, hoop, twirl, and spin, and when she does, all is right in the world. (the best kind of nation to be in)
2. Murphnation is also close to an orgasm. Actually it's even better. When the rub is right, shivers run thoughout your body and you just want to scream. Phriends who have gone through this are most likely to go through withdraw if lacking 'murphnation.' It is healthy to have this more then 5 times a year. If you are lucky enough...it will happen everyday.

Ah murphnation was so fun last night, I creamed all night.

Damn, I murphanated everywhere.

Anyone feel like doing a little murphnation tonight? Unc, unc, unc...

Murphnation by spinninhooopla September 23, 2008

murphballer 

v. to whisper the phrase "murphballer" into a girl's ear while you are having sex with her. A popular variation is to yell "MURPHBALLER!" as you reach orgasm. Also, considered an anthem in the streets of many Chicagoland neighborhoods, namely Hyde Park and La Grange Park.

Named after Dave who was featured in such films as "Major Dunkage" and "Major Dunkage 2"

I gave Alice the murphballer last night and she freaked out.

murphballer by your favorite rat April 12, 2008

Murphoptical 

pertaining to Murphy's Law, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

That I hit the fire hydrant with my car after squashing the old lady, and the water from the hydrant washed away the pills she needed to pull through until the ambulance arrived, was all rather Murphoptical, looking back on it.

Murphoptical by Caseyupdike February 1, 2008

murphinator 

Murphinator is a person who although lives in the present time, lives very much in the past and on past glories. Often found at weekends in Dixons licking the shop window and reading up on thousands and thousands of boring useless electronic facts.

To murphinate... To go to a drinking establishment and pull a women once in the 30 years on the planet and then to claim " I have a good record there "

murphinator by Anon February 25, 2004

murphbo

The only man known to take out Rambo & Commando with ease basically the baddest mofo ever

That Murphbo lives in Berwick , Maine I hear.

murphbo by DA MURPH August 17, 2022