Multiverse Quantum Mechanics

The integration of quantum mechanics with the multiverse, treating quantum phenomena as interactions across different universes within the multiverse. In this framework—closely related to the many-worlds interpretation—superposition is not a single particle in multiple states but multiple universes diverging, each with the particle in one state. Entanglement is not spooky action at a distance but connections across universes. Measurement is not collapse but branching—the universe splitting into copies, each with a different outcome. Multiverse quantum mechanics explains why quantum phenomena seem probabilistic: we only experience one branch, but all branches exist. The theory is elegant, deterministic, and ontologically extravagant—it solves the measurement problem by multiplying universes.

Example: "He explained multiverse quantum mechanics to his cat, who was both alive and dead in different branches. 'In this branch, you're getting treats. In another, you're napping. In another, you're plotting my demise. All are real.' The cat, in this branch, wanted treats. The theory was confirmed."

Multiverse Quantum Mechanics by Dumu The Void February 17, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012