Muffrie 

A muffrie is slightly worse than a douche bag. You use such a term when you want to call someone, who is in the room, a douche bag. But don't throw this term around like it means nothing; calling someone a muffrie is a great way to insult them to their face, without them knowing what you mean. To use the word on anyone that slightly annoys you greatly diminishes the word's insult value. So make sure you and your friends seriously despise this person and would like to kick their ass before you call them a muffrie.

Guy #1: "God, Why is that Ryan kid here? I fucking hate his guts."
Guy #2: "Yea he really is a cocksucker"
Ryan: "Hey guys, how are the two of you doing, want to go to bible study?"
Guy #1 and #2: "No we don't wanna go to bible study, muffrie"
Ryan: "I don't get it"
Guy #1: "Its an inside joke, don't worry about it, muffrie"

Muffrie by "Concerned Citizen" February 10, 2010

muffie 

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

muffie by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009

Muffrippers 

Slang for waxing salons, especially ones that do Brazilians and other specialty 'muff' work. Slang refers to how the wax is ripped or stripped off, pulling out the stubble or hair with it.

Girl to Another: I need to make an appointment at the Muffrippers.

Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!

Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.

Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!

Muffrippers by sarasplayroom.com August 16, 2009

Muffies

Made famous by Panera Bread, muffies are made of only the top portion of a muffin, which is always the tastier part.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.

Forget muffins! Muffies FTW!!!

Muffies by greenlotus94 July 6, 2011

ear muffies 

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.

fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"

ear muffies by robyn cason January 21, 2008

DIRTY MUFFRIDER 

ONE WHO IS A RIDER OF STACEYS DIRTY MUFF

LOOK AT SHANE E(AKA SHAWN) HE IS THE ULTIMATE DIRTY MUFFRIDER

DIRTY MUFFRIDER by staceyandshawnhavegotitgoinon January 10, 2011

Muffie 

Slang for vagina

I'm drowning in the muffie
This place crawling with muffie
I am the Muffie-Man

Muffie by Muffie man July 19, 2013