The act of using something furry to cover your hands for warmth, usually resulting in your fingers losing their dexterity for everyday uses.
Can also be used when trying to steal someone elses warmth by squeezing your hands into their gloves while they are still wearing them.
Can also be used when trying to steal someone elses warmth by squeezing your hands into their gloves while they are still wearing them.
I can't believe I left my muff hands at home today, its freezing outside.
C'mon over here and give me some of that muff hands action!
I can't unock my iPhone with these muff hands!
C'mon over here and give me some of that muff hands action!
I can't unock my iPhone with these muff hands!
by Miss Muff Hands November 22, 2011
Get the Muff Hands mug.Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
by Mega muffster May 29, 2012
Get the Handcuff Muff mug.Related Words
Muff Hands • Handcuff Muff • Muff • Muff Cabbage • muff diver • Muff Diving • muff dive • muff puff • muff cabage • muff head