Mr.Po

A slime ethiopian-like structured asian boy with fingers and a neck similar to that of E.T. He is easily confused and basic concepts are overwhelming to him. He is yet to overcome some of the simplest of life's tasks due to his incompetence. He is always oblivious to his surrounding which is made evident by the look on his face and his mis-worn backwards Billabong hat.

He enjoys using phrases such as "WTF MANNNNNN" ( with much emphasis on the 'ANNNN') and "nah mannnnn".

If you talk to him via online chat client, you may find he horribly mispells the simplest of words and enters letters that do not belong.
i.e. 'pyeavce' ; 'whjat' ; 'siruslvby'

John: "Have you ever played CS with Mr.Po? That stankychanky oesnt know right from left and throws a shitfit if you accuse him of incompetence."

Rick: " Damn, what a drag. I hate playing with people who suck. What's even worse...I was playing with this kid named Viper..he owned me so hard that I doont ever want to play CS again!"

John: "Oh, gee wilikers!"

by Alex Ng February 10, 2007

Mr.Poop

A. Suculent motherfucker who cant build a gold farm for shit.

You are such a big Mr.Poop

by Robert Gaming Joda January 3, 2022

Mr Popham

A robotics nerd who wears khaki pants and polo shirts. He knows the way to an “eeff”

The two million dollar Mr Popham is the greatest artwork ever made

by Tylard February 3, 2018

Mr Pounder

A man who has rough sex with a female in which he is pounding on her.

Wow, you fucked me so good, now your my "Mr Pounder".

by James Pounder December 9, 2008

Mr.polakoff

A very short middle-aged elf that works as a teacher.

Mr.polakoff is a very short middle-aged elf that works as a teacher.

by jieohdfnu;igefdgnlufibgpiudfbg February 14, 2017

mr pollard

Big fucking strokes nonce

You see that nonce he’s a bit like mr pollard

by Nworb Mullac November 19, 2018

mr.poses

is a secret undercover rapist that lures little boy to the back alley at wal-mart. He usually hibernates until winter time when he disguises himself as santa claus asking children if he wants to sit on his lap. once he finds the perfect child he names him or her toby and becomes his sex slave for the rest of their lives.

yo did u see dat santa claus at the mall when i was sitting on hs lap he told me my christmas gift was a ride on his candy cane he must be the legendary rapist mr.poses

by toby101 November 28, 2009