A Mr. Mime who has given up performing and resorted to a life of crime. Examples include, extortion, money laundering, drug dealing and abducting children to work in his sweatshop from 9-5 - knitting, stitching and printing Pikachu merchandise.
"Bobby! Meet our new neighbour. Mr...?"
"Crime. Call me Crime."
*Mr. Crime looks at Bobby with a glare in his eyes"
"Shake the man's hand for God sakes, Bobby!"
"Crime. Call me Crime."
*Mr. Crime looks at Bobby with a glare in his eyes"
"Shake the man's hand for God sakes, Bobby!"
by Mr. Loremaster March 3, 2020
Get the Mr. Crimemug.