Skip to main content

Mr Hoppy 

Mr Hoppy, 70's space hopper owned by Ivan Dobski the Meat Safe Murderer.

Long time friends, detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure for 27 wrongfully accused years, there was a brief period in 2003 when Mr Hoppy abandoned Ivan to live a glamorous life of excess. However the drugs and orgies left him homeless and hopeless in the gutter, and Ivan was there to pick up the pieces and repair their friendship.

They are now serving a rightfully accused stretch back in Crowmarsh.
See BBC's Monkey Dust for more Mr Hoppy.
Mr Hoppy by Scorchio August 28, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch

Mr Happy 

also spelt as Mr. Happy
other than the charachter of happiness in the illustrated children's book series called Mr Happy.
Mr Happy means penis

As I saw Olga Kurylenko getting a bondage in the movie The Hitman I felt the urge to shake hands with Mr Happy.
Mr Happy by Total Issues February 1, 2008

mr.happyface 

A creepy and psychopathic murderer that tries to kill a little boy named Timmy.
"I'm gonna cut your throat open and use your blood as syrup on my pancakes, yaaaaaaay!"
mr.happyface by Mr. Squeakers December 12, 2004

Mr Happy's Flappy Garage 

An expression used to describe a vagina.
Lianne: Are you pulling into Mr happy's flappy garage tonight? Fuels on me ;)

James: Yes.

Mr. Happy 

Yet another term for dick (Penis)
A few moments after Lorena Bobbit picked up a knife, her husband soon noticed that Mr. Happy wasn't there any more.
Mr. Happy by PierreII January 13, 2009

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy 

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

Mr. Happy 

An erect, happy penis belonging to only one man in the whole world. Perfect partner for Mrs. Cosy, in which he fits snuggly and (as the name would suggest) cosily.
Ryan zeelie introduced Mr. Happy to mrs cosy and this great union resulted in great pleasure.
Mr. Happy by hippykid July 20, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
Next