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Mr Hoppy 

Mr Hoppy, 70's space hopper owned by Ivan Dobski the Meat Safe Murderer.

Long time friends, detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure for 27 wrongfully accused years, there was a brief period in 2003 when Mr Hoppy abandoned Ivan to live a glamorous life of excess. However the drugs and orgies left him homeless and hopeless in the gutter, and Ivan was there to pick up the pieces and repair their friendship.

They are now serving a rightfully accused stretch back in Crowmarsh.
See BBC's Monkey Dust for more Mr Hoppy.
Mr Hoppy by Scorchio August 28, 2006
Words you can keep

Mr Happy 

also spelt as Mr. Happy
other than the charachter of happiness in the illustrated children's book series called Mr Happy.
Mr Happy means penis

As I saw Olga Kurylenko getting a bondage in the movie The Hitman I felt the urge to shake hands with Mr Happy.
Mr Happy by Total Issues February 1, 2008

mr.happyface 

A creepy and psychopathic murderer that tries to kill a little boy named Timmy.
"I'm gonna cut your throat open and use your blood as syrup on my pancakes, yaaaaaaay!"
mr.happyface by Mr. Squeakers December 12, 2004

Mr Happy's Flappy Garage 

An expression used to describe a vagina.
Lianne: Are you pulling into Mr happy's flappy garage tonight? Fuels on me ;)

James: Yes.

Mr. Happy 

Yet another term for dick (Penis)
A few moments after Lorena Bobbit picked up a knife, her husband soon noticed that Mr. Happy wasn't there any more.
Mr. Happy by PierreII January 13, 2009

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy 

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

Mr. Happy 

An erect, happy penis belonging to only one man in the whole world. Perfect partner for Mrs. Cosy, in which he fits snuggly and (as the name would suggest) cosily.
Ryan zeelie introduced Mr. Happy to mrs cosy and this great union resulted in great pleasure.
Mr. Happy by hippykid July 20, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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