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Mr Hoppy 

Mr Hoppy, 70's space hopper owned by Ivan Dobski the Meat Safe Murderer.

Long time friends, detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure for 27 wrongfully accused years, there was a brief period in 2003 when Mr Hoppy abandoned Ivan to live a glamorous life of excess. However the drugs and orgies left him homeless and hopeless in the gutter, and Ivan was there to pick up the pieces and repair their friendship.

They are now serving a rightfully accused stretch back in Crowmarsh.
See BBC's Monkey Dust for more Mr Hoppy.
Mr Hoppy by Scorchio August 28, 2006
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Mr Happy 

also spelt as Mr. Happy
other than the charachter of happiness in the illustrated children's book series called Mr Happy.
Mr Happy means penis
As I saw Olga Kurylenko getting a bondage in the movie The Hitman I felt the urge to shake hands with Mr Happy.
Mr Happy by Total Issues February 1, 2008

mr.happyface 

A creepy and psychopathic murderer that tries to kill a little boy named Timmy.
"I'm gonna cut your throat open and use your blood as syrup on my pancakes, yaaaaaaay!"
mr.happyface by Mr. Squeakers December 12, 2004

Mr Happy's Flappy Garage 

An expression used to describe a vagina.
Lianne: Are you pulling into Mr happy's flappy garage tonight? Fuels on me ;)

James: Yes.

Mr. Happy 

A few moments after Lorena Bobbit picked up a knife, her husband soon noticed that Mr. Happy wasn't there any more.
Mr. Happy by PierreII January 13, 2009

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy 

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

Mr. Happy 

An erect, happy penis belonging to only one man in the whole world. Perfect partner for Mrs. Cosy, in which he fits snuggly and (as the name would suggest) cosily.
Ryan zeelie introduced Mr. Happy to mrs cosy and this great union resulted in great pleasure.
Mr. Happy by hippykid July 20, 2011