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A sweetheart who you can always count on. He will always make you smile! He's super funny, and very cute :P He's smart and I guess, he is just perfect. The perfect match for a reeti . All the girls want their own moyez, but only a couple find one. :)
That moyez is smokin!
Moyez by your not-so-secret admirer! September 27, 2010
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a really bad hairdo or bad haircut.
Yo Momma's mopez is so crooked her barber doesn't know where to start.
mopez by foureyees July 7, 2011
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Males with the name “Moez” are known to be good looking and popular among their peers.
Harry Potter - Did you know Moez was at a party with me last night? I’m so lucky!
Albus Dumbledore - Dang hairy, you lucky af nigga.
Voldemort - Holy shit I’m actually jealous.
Moez by Sevxrus May 30, 2018

David Moyes 

A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."

Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"

Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"

Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
David Moyes by yasleo December 7, 2013
A Moez is a SEXY BEAST!!!! But really, he is a handsome gentleman with a great sense of humor. His laugh is can be heard from a mile away and his smile lights up any room he’s in. He’s a beast on the court (on his good days at least lol). A Moez is a talented & creative independent man who is going to accomplish incredible things one day. Despite his good looks and unique fashion sense, a Moez can tend to be somewhat insecure. He has fears just like anyone does, but he is determined to overcome them. If you’re friends with a Moez, you’ll likely be eating a lot of chickfila and sushi. He is definitely a foodie. A Moez is also a very sexual person, or so he claims to be. He appears to seek out and satisfy his sexual desires, but he also craves intimacy. Vulnerability frightens him, so he tends to distance himself when he feels he’s getting too close or attached. A Moez may need a push to let his guard down once in a while. If you don’t know a Moez yet, you are in for a treat. His charming nature and playful tendencies make him a joy to be around. His energy is contagious. Every girl needs a sexy beast like Moez in their life.
Omg did you see Moez?!?! He’s def gonna be the next Raf Simons.
moez by jinnahtonic August 12, 2021

Molezilla 

Fuckin huge mole with hair growin out of it
Andrew has a Molezilla on his chin
Molezilla by 419 December 8, 2003
A legend of the people. The Batman to Benitez's Joker.
"He's Moyes, he's Moyes, he's David David Moyes, he's got red hair, but we don't care, David David Moyes" - The Gwladys Street Choir
moyes by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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