A sweetheart who you can always count on. He will always make you smile! He's super funny, and very cute :P He's smart and I guess, he is just perfect. The perfect match for a reeti . All the girls want their own moyez, but only a couple find one. :)
That moyez is smokin!
by your not-so-secret admirer! September 27, 2010
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by yasleo December 7, 2013
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