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A game in which you play with your mouth, similar to Harry Potter quidditch however in muggle world and played using your mouth. Equipment consists of a hoop whereas the object of the game is to launch a designated food item into your partner's facial cavity.

My partner just dislogged the designated food item from his airways. Mouth quidditch is dangerous af.
by MouthQuidditchGuild May 24, 2017
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