Mouse and Keyboard

The thing under your hands at this current moment

dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?

dude 2: Go kill yourself

by Dan Plunkett December 6, 2007

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.

"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"

by Jack Nicholson February 16, 2006