The football team there never wins; winning a game is like winning the lottery. The administration would cut the Drill team, one of the few things MRHS had to show for but not the good for nothing football team. Now they added a dance team to make up for it which doesn't even do half the justice Drill team deserves. There's barely any attractive people at this school, you're probably better off going after the teachers instead. And for the small 1% that ARE attractive at the school, they have an attitude about everything; with the remainder thirsting over white boys over at Kennedy or Highline. Most of the students are lazy bums who are so sure on doing Running Start as if they'll become millionaires by doing that but won't do anything after that. The preps at this school are the fakest you can get, they act all over involved when in reality they don't give a fuck. It's also evident that some of the teachers that are employed here don't know what they're doing and they were likely on
e of those homeless people on the side of the road begging for change and whoever decided they'd make a good teacher hired them. The assemblies are the worst, sometimes it feels like you're in an improv show that's not entertaining at all. Good luck understanding what most of the speaker is saying, because the speakers in the assembly are SO shitty.
Girl 1: Are you gonna want to register for Mount Rainier High School?
Girl 2: hahaha NO, there's no attractive guys there at all, I want to register for Highline or Kennedy
by Perry McFlop January 20, 2014
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MRHS is a large high school in Des Moines, Wa. Everyone living in Des Moines went there. The people at this school are either completely uninvolved stoner slacker Running Start students, or overinvolved preppy kids trying to salvage what little school spirit we have. There are maybe 2 parties per year, both of which are probably thrown by over zealous 5th year seniors. There are a lot of drug dealers, and twice as many snitches. The few good looking girls are complete sluts, like nasty hos, and all of the decent guys only lust after Kennedy girls. Most kids graduate and stay in Des Moines for the rest of their lives, probably working at Wesley Homes or the Gardens. Basically, unless your in "that group", welcome to hell for the next four years. You'll probably graduate being a pill popper with a 1.4. Oh also, we lose every single homecoming game.
Q:Hey are you going to that Mount Rainier High School party?
A:No, they're homos.
by Jimmy Mc. Deeny February 8, 2010
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Mount Rainier High School is a school located in Bum Fuck, Washington, which is also known as des moines MRHS is the worst school, the football team sucks ass can't win the homecoming game headass the volley ball team aint shit only reason why people go is to see ass and most of the sports just be boring, the school it self is biggest clown in Washington most of the teachers are more attractive, than most kids in the school, just like the school all the students are clowns, you got a whole bunch of people, fake gangsters the 6'2 white boys with 2 inch dicks and that one nigga wearing fake louis vuitton shit you got the nerd bitches who lose there virginity at the age never, the stoner niggas who the only good heads here cuz they set off the fire alarm getting us outta class and the annoying ass gay kids who be shoving the dumbass bullshit down our throats frfr the girls at mount so flat that all the boys got a porn addiction but all the boys deadass think they the shit for walking with the black forces the dumb ass student store only serves pizza cuz thats what everyone wants @all the pigs at the school that have more fat rolls then ass , assemblies sound like if travis scott tried to rap porn the dances are shit cuz mount cant do shit right they try to be family friendly when they know the school full of hoes and bitch niggas

mount rainier is a whole ass circus this made by kennedy gang cuz we aint no bitch niggas
1: u go to mount rainier high school?
2:that one school that filled with hoes n thirsty ass bitches
1: yeah that one
2: hell nah i aint no bitch in the circus that breaks vending machines and wears fake gucci slides
by Kennedy is the goat August 6, 2019
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