A sexual act that involves stuffing a live kitten into the vagina of an adult human female, and then sewing said vagina shut, thereby trapping the kitten inside. Afterwards, the woman is repeatedly punched in her uterus until enough pressure builds up and the stitching becomes undone as litres of vaginal fluid and one drowned kitten explode forth in an orgasmic waterfall.
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v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and staying motionless/silent, like floating calmly on two nice soft billowy clouds. Opposite of motorboat.
Madison laid down on the bed to let Ethan motorboat her, but Ethan was so drunk that he passed out as soon as he put his face between her breasts. Now he's just motorfloating on Madison's boobies and she's stuck there until he wakes up. I hope he doesn't puke on her!
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Get the motorfapping mug.A bad-motorfinger is a sex move performed when a mechanic is finished with a hard day's work and his hands are absolutely soiled with motor oil. This filth is in every crease and crevess of the mechanic's hands, including underneath their cracked and withered fingernails. This hand is used to fingerblast a victim in one hole of the mechanic's choosing until all of the grime is successfully deposited within the receiver, leaving the mechanic's hand ready for more heavy duty work.
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"What you just did gave me a mortorphin rush!"
"Talking in front of the school used up all my mortorphin."
"Talking in front of the school used up all my mortorphin."
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