Mortorf 

A sexual act that involves stuffing a live kitten into the vagina of an adult human female, and then sewing said vagina shut, thereby trapping the kitten inside. Afterwards, the woman is repeatedly punched in her uterus until enough pressure builds up and the stitching becomes undone as litres of vaginal fluid and one drowned kitten explode forth in an orgasmic waterfall.

That ladies fanny is so saggy its like someone has done mortorf to her

Mortorf by Ginger. October 8, 2008

Mortonfied 

To be mortified by a Morton toe related subject, action or circumstance.

He went to suck my feet and was mortonfied my second toe was bigger than my first

Mortonfied by Miki Jackson February 16, 2023

motorfloating 

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and staying motionless/silent, like floating calmly on two nice soft billowy clouds. Opposite of motorboat.

Madison laid down on the bed to let Ethan motorboat her, but Ethan was so drunk that he passed out as soon as he put his face between her breasts. Now he's just motorfloating on Madison's boobies and she's stuck there until he wakes up. I hope he doesn't puke on her!

motorfloating by culchan October 28, 2013

motorfapping 

It's like motorboating except instead of doing it to a girls boobs you do it between her thighs

Hey Bob have you tried motorfapping your girl yet? Dude it's so sweet, girls get so wet!

motorfapping by Cosmocool December 26, 2011

Bad-Motorfinger 

A bad-motorfinger is a sex move performed when a mechanic is finished with a hard day's work and his hands are absolutely soiled with motor oil. This filth is in every crease and crevess of the mechanic's hands, including underneath their cracked and withered fingernails. This hand is used to fingerblast a victim in one hole of the mechanic's choosing until all of the grime is successfully deposited within the receiver, leaving the mechanic's hand ready for more heavy duty work.

That there lass smells like she got herself the bad-motorfinger last night.

Bad-Motorfinger by Osheymoto March 21, 2021

mortorphin

A fictitious mediator in the body of embarassment analogous to endorphin; derived from mortify - to embarass or humiliate

"What you just did gave me a mortorphin rush!"
"Talking in front of the school used up all my mortorphin."

mortorphin by Leon Le Leu January 6, 2005

motorfloating 

Motorboating your chick while you’re taking a shit.

“I was motorfloating my girl whilst taking a shit.”

motorfloating by I ain’t yo momma February 25, 2019