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Mornaphobe 

A person who is typiclly afraid of the morning, waking up to it, thinking, or even talking about it.
Guy: Hey, wake up already, it's 2 in the afternoon already.
Girl: Good!
Guy: Whadya mean? You got 20 minutes to get ready for the concert!
Girl: I know, but I had to, It's not good for my Mornaphobia. There's really no cure.
Guy: Oh, you're a Mornaphobe. So is my mom.
Mornaphobe by MJXR . June 10, 2009
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cornaphobe 

A person with an irrational fear of products containing corn or products such as meat and poultry that have been fed corn.
Those faux intellectual hippies wasted an hour of my time lecturing me that I was gonna end up obese with diabetes because I grilled "non-organic" beef with bbq sauce loaded with high fructose corn syrup. Fuckin cornaphobes! hippies corn high fructose corn syrup dumbass fear monger
cornaphobe by crizzard July 22, 2009

Msnaphobe 

Someone who fears or dislikes using the IM service msn. Often they are myspace users.
"I'm an msnaphobe can't we just stay on myspace?"
Msnaphobe by Josh013 December 15, 2008

moronaphobia

the extreme fear/caulder of morons or moronic gestures.
I am disturbed by you because I have moronaphobia.
moronaphobia by bread infection December 28, 2005

Mornophobia

Mornophobia is sweeping teenagers by storm.

It is a condition where the bearers are afraid of mornings, therefore find it extremely difficult to wake up in early hours of the day. Typically before noon.
mum - "come on son its time to go to school"
son - "I have mornophobia mum i physically cant get up"
Mornophobia by Thomas09 January 25, 2018

Monphobe 

Someone who is depressed on mondays because the weekend has been yo fun.
He is monphobe, he always arrive at the office without soul.
Monphobe by Tim H.T August 13, 2018

moralphobe 

Purposely unflattering term (or label) given to a person that has an extreme leftist ideology who refuses to defend their position other than calling others names like "homophobe", "racist", "sexist" (and other "isms" words). Usually given a person with an extreme secular or atheist outlook, but lately the "lgbt" alphabet community is earning the term more often.

A person that gives lip-service to being tolerant, but in reality has great disdain for anyone that does not subscribe to their positions and will resort to calling them names instead of fairly debating the ideas behind the positions.
I went to a movie discussion forum and was amazed how many moralphobes deadpanned Matt Walsh's movie that hadn't even bothered to view the film.
moralphobe by LowOiL September 29, 2024