Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.
A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?

B: fuck no
by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021
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