"I can't move officer. I'm More stoned than a Muslim Adulteress."
"My wife is Muslim."
"And where is she while you're at work?"
"Step out of the vehicle Sir."
"My wife is Muslim."
"And where is she while you're at work?"
"Step out of the vehicle Sir."
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by GroceryClerk July 04, 2018
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