"I can't move officer. I'm More stoned than a Muslim Adulteress."
"My wife is Muslim."
"And where is she while you're at work?"
"Step out of the vehicle Sir."
"My wife is Muslim."
"And where is she while you're at work?"
"Step out of the vehicle Sir."
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by GroceryClerk July 04, 2018
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.
Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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