Mooken Tooken
Mooken Tooken by Unknown_Scholar May 13, 2018
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mookentooken is a very nice man and will NOT scam you, he is the brother of amazingphil and is the superior brother. again, he will not scam you i swear.
mookentooken by tookenmooken June 9, 2020
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when random squirrels jump up and down in a parade to celebrate thanks giving mixed with quanzonikaistmas. (all the holidays into 1) the squirrels enjoy getting drunk and mate with purple goats. this only happens once every 1000 years.
a chinese man tried to mate with the squirrels and unfortunately was never seen again, all that was found was his glasses and a condom.
a chinese man tried to mate with the squirrels and unfortunately was never seen again, all that was found was his glasses and a condom.
I got so drunk i had to celebrate mookentooken with my grandma, it was worse then cutting off my forskin and using it as floss. :S
mookentooken by blofnwdfjwdgienwgoetjger January 3, 2011
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a mookentooken is a scammer and a greasy rat. mookentookens scam people and don't send merch orders on time.
person 1: hey have you gotten the merch you ordered yet?
person 2: no, the person who is supposed to ship it is a mookentooken.
person 2: no, the person who is supposed to ship it is a mookentooken.
mookentooken by telephonevinyl June 22, 2020
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026