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An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.
Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!
by CockWattle April 17, 2012
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