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1) A state or inclination to be a lovely program coordinator.
2) Excessive to the point of where one forgets his name at a party.
1) Joey Jar Jar Binks takes pride in his position and is always such a montpas when dealing with people at work.
2) He told me he knew my name, but couldn't even remember his own; what a montpas!
Montpas by Byrne December 13, 2008
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montease 

1. (noun) Montgomery glands, or monties, that are partially visible underneath a woman's blouse or top. When in a private setting, the clothing might be transparent. But more often, a montease occurs in public, when an otherwise modest blouse allows the contours of the Montgomery glands to become visible, as bumps in the fabric.

2. (verb) to expose the contours of one's monties (Montgomery glands) with revealing clothing, especially when done deliberately, in public.
"When it gets cold, my girl's monties pucker up and show through a tight blouse, if the cloth is real thin. Sometimes, her monties show when it's not cold, it's just a sign that she's feeling hot." (LOL)

Overheard on the outdoor patio of a restaurant, as a cool fall breeze spread a chill over the crowd:
"Dern... I wonder if our waitress knows that her nips are doing a montease? It almost hurts to look."
"Yep... it's very difficult to look her in the eye... it's like she's flashing her high-beams!" (LOL)
montease by Casey Johns January 21, 2009
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Montasir 

Down to earth guy who appreciates everyone around him. He is very smart and sometimes cracks great jokes!
Teacher: Who's the most humble guy?
Class: Montasir!!
Montasir by brokestudent December 6, 2019

montassir 

A guy who watch whatever dfuq in hell he got and stronger and smart
Montassir: fin kat skn
Noafel: f tunsia
montassir by L5obz August 16, 2021

montaser 

Amazing, victorious person. originated from the arabic language. Some one of great power and constant success. Most probably, more powerful, more awesome and more successful than anyone he encounters. quite legendary.
moots, montaser al qdah, montaser nsour, etc...
montaser by nuknuknikka December 9, 2009

montasia 

Montasia is the bestest friend you could have in the whole world. She is a sexy African American that guys want and girls want to be. Let me tell u she has a perfect god given body #slim thick. And is perfect in the bed. Her hair is thick but curly and very pretty.
Montasia is very sexy and will still your man in seconds.
montasia by Ra'chel101 March 26, 2018

montparnasse 

Montparnasse is the most fashionable criminal and he’s cooler than Babet.
"Look at that style! Look at those fabulous, stolen trousers! That man is truly a Montparnasse!"
montparnasse by Amorette Désiré December 4, 2017
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