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monkeytron 

That monkeytron sure is a hoe.
monkeytron by homie of the westside September 30, 2014

monkeyfoozle 

An insulting or teasing word that is used in an affectionate manner.
Kid: Daddy's a monkeyfoozle!
Daddy: What?! No way, you're the monkeyfoozle!
monkeyfoozle by Komadori March 13, 2005

monkeyrooster 

The male equivalent of a siren. A monkeyrooster has all of the best qualities that a woman looks for in a partner. To be called a monkeyrooster is to be paid the highest of compliments
You might be a little hasty but by god you're gorgeous, infact I'd even go so far as to call you a monkeyrooster
monkeyrooster by rudegirl April 21, 2004

MonkeyDog 

My boss is an ex porn star. He came up with the sexual position called 'MonkeyDog'. This position involves doing a women or as he preferred man in the doggy style position whilst monkey gripping their arms behind their back with a solid pounding action. In some rare cases this position has been incorrectly named 'The Seagull', but don't be mistaken this has been incorrectly named by fuck wit people with no idea of the real name or the true inventor.
Jane loves the MonkeyDog, like a fat kid loves cake.

"i just sat through Twilight with Jane, hopefully i get to Monkeydog her now"
MonkeyDog by klitt February 5, 2010

ugly monkey/frog looking thing 

What it sounds like; can be used to describe 80% of rappers today.
They're playing the ugly monkey/frog looking thing's music again!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!

monkeycrow 

A guy wearing sweater vests that everyone assumes is gay because he has a life ahead of him...
Of course, getting this from the sweater vest look.
He's not bad looking at all and you secretly want to date him, but so does everyone else.
Thus, monkeycrow.
"Did you see monkeycrow?!"
"Yeah. Only he's worthy of that name."
"He's so sexy!"
monkeycrow by skinnywa February 6, 2010