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edgy mitch 

Bob -Yo you know Edgy Mitch?
Jeff- Yeah that dudes a fat gamer.
edgy mitch by Big boy55 November 6, 2018

Edgy Mitch 

Doesn’t know what the hells going on but can make that damn shield
Edgy Mitch by Edgy Mitch November 6, 2018

Mitched It! 

A term reserved in disc golf when a disc golfer, trying to make a putt, hits the top band of the basket and misses the putt.
Oh Shit! You had a chance to win the USDGC but you Mitched It!
Mitched It! by BumpusHound September 21, 2016
When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.
Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?
Mitched by Newfonewhodis January 12, 2018

Mitched Out 

When you pussy out of getting laid when its a sure thing.
Nigga totally could've smashed but he mitched out.
Mitch was about to get laid but he mitched out.

"You only have two nipples? I like my bitches with eight."
Mitched Out by ehhdolf November 4, 2011
To absolutely disrespect a girl that you are with just so you can get with another girl. No matter what, whether you are hooking up, going out, or even married, you still will take advantage of any situation in which you can get ass.
Steve was hooking up with Mary but then he made out with Amy at a party. Steve just mitched Mary
Mitched by johnwalldemarcuscousins February 16, 2010