Mister Meester

The name called to one who prides himself of sexual acts with ones twice his age. Also known as a Mushroom head, one whos hair has the appearance of Mushmouth of the 70's and 80's hit cartoon Fat Albert.

You bagged that wrinkled bag of a lady? Damn Mister Meester, you are a modern day senior Cassanova!
or: I hope you didn't pay for that haircut Mister Meester.

Mister Meester by anonymous jerkoff January 21, 2005

necker meister meister necker 

1. Something you yell in place of a cuss word.
2. a rare species of humpback whale
3. small children whose mother's name is Debbie

Todd: Did you see that new girl today?
Scott: No, but I heard she is a real necker meister meister necker.

necker meister meister necker by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009

Shyster Meister 

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.

Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!

Shyster Meister by freedom boy June 16, 2009

Hate-meister 

Hate-meister is a derivitive of the know phrase "hate monger", but is used as a substitute to try and explain the severity of a hate monger to children.

guy 1: i wish i knew who the guy was, behind all those murders

guy 2: yeah, what a Hate-meister

Hate-meister by funky moose January 31, 2012

g meister 

Similar to many other 'meister' names, 'g meister' is most commonly used as a nickname of endearment with the 'g' often being the individual's initial.

Although, 'g meister' specifically, may also pay tribute to 'Game Master', (or even 'Dungeon Master', as Dungeons and Dragons refference) as the direct German translation for 'meister' is 'master'.

"Woah, g meister is winning this game for sure!"

"Hey g meister! Can I get a copy of the homework?"

g meister by Urban Translations February 4, 2023

Yeet Meister 

1. The master of yeeting; always knows the greatest time to say “yeet” and cause the greatest amount of humor.
2. Something to say instead of “ YEET”. If you do something of remarkable cognitive or physical proportion, you would say “I’m the Yeet Meister”

1. Javon screamed “yeet” in the middle of the SAT, he truly is the Yeet Meister.
2. As he won football game for the team he said “wassup baby in the Yeet Meister” as his team cheered him on.

Yeet Meister by MantisWarrior June 27, 2018

Josh Meister Fire Dragon 

when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her ears.

That girl was such a whore, I totally gave her a Josh Meister Fire Dragon last night!

Josh Meister Fire Dragon by all jacked up on mountain dew September 1, 2009