missing Pearl Harbor

First off, a Pearl Harbor is a Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina. Missing Pearl Harbor is when you try to stick your penis in the Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina, but end up missing. Instead, you stick it in her pee-hole, which will be very painful for her, just as it would had been for the Japanese if they did not manage to attack Pearl Harbor.

Yo don’t go missing Pearl Harbor, ‘cause if you do, then yo dong gonna be hurtin.

by ass-burger December 29, 2009