Miss Assmerica 

The winner of the Miss Assmerica pageant. The Miss Assmerica pageant is held to determine which contestant has the best posterior and will be crowned Miss Assmerica.

Here she comes, Miss Assmerica!

Oh baby, you should definately enter the Miss Assmerica pageant!

This years Miss Assmerica was stripped of her crown today in light of several allegations that she has not shown her booty to anyone public or private in months.

Miss Assmerica by chopswood January 9, 2011

Miss Americana 

A term for a woman who possesses an essence of independence and pride, and is usually someone who lives in America or engages in American culture. A woman who is called Miss Americana may embody the essence of Americana.

The most notable aesthetic of Americana is Coca-Cola memorabilia, white-picket fences, blue jeans, apple pie, rock and roll, politics, and small towns. Any other decade/era aesthetic fits.

The term Miss Americana was first used by American singer and songwriter Taylor Swift in the song Miss Americana and The Heartbreak Prince, a song that uses high school imagery to allegorize American politics. Miss Americana is also the title of the singer-songwriter’s 2020 documentary.

“She’s definitely Miss Americana, alright.”
“Don’t get it twisted, I’m Miss Americana.”
“Looks like Miss Americana has arrived.”

Miss Americana by partylikeits1989 October 22, 2020

Miss America 

The Oldest Beauty Pageant in America, first televised in the 1950's. Provides thousands of dollars in scholarship to young women ages 18-25 every year. Often put down by feminists and blockheaded men and other members of the populace who don't understand the pageant or know anything about what they're talking about.

Vanessa Williams was crowned the First African American Miss America in 1984; she was replaced by Suzette Charles (the second African American Miss America). Bess Myerson of New York was the First Jewish Miss America, Crowned in 1945.

Miss America by ichigoblue September 29, 2006

Miss America Award 

1. competition; annually given to the hottest woman in the United States
2. individually; given weekly to a person who exibits an overabundance of womanly comments (given by the passing of the "torch")

1. She's so hot, she could win the Miss America Award!
2. Hey Derr, maybe you could let someone else get the Miss America Award for once?

Miss America Award by Blake Bostick March 27, 2007

Miss America 

Name given to a newly naturalized citizen of the United States, preferably female.

A: Did you hear Carole passed her citizenship exam with flying colors?

B: You mean the new Miss America?

Miss America by Ingaling March 31, 2010

Miss America 

A very beautiful young lady with below average intelligence.

Don't expect her to understand this, she is "Miss America".

Miss America by Maya B February 26, 2017

the miss america 

"The Miss America" is a set-up surprise pose where a man removes his pants and underwear and tucks his dong ,(balls and all) in between his legs and stands with his knees pressed against each other while placing one hand either over his heart patriotically, or pressed to his cheek in an overwhelmingly surprised manner while using his other (slightly cupped) hand to perform the traditional beauty pageant wave...to unsuspecting buddies and those annoying door to door assholes of many sorts. It is usually follwed up with the proclamation of that buddy or door to door person you'd like to chase off with a ball bat being a faggot and the size designation assigned. This is usually pointed out to everybody around throughout the next 5 min. to 48 hours and specifically pointed out with great emphasis to any females encountered.

you should have seen them stupid fucking Jehovah Witnesses when they knocked on Armando's door and that big 7 foot tall bastard answered it with a big ol' smile doing "The Miss America" The shorter little fat red-headed retarded looking Jehovah Witness guy turned red as a tomato and damn near shit his pants, whatta fucking faggot...his Jehovah tote'n buddy looked like he just won the lottery, you could easily tell he was a gigantic dick lover. Though the short fat little red headed retarded looking bastard proved to be an even bigger faggot by calling the cops, big queer....

the miss america by Black Jesus knows how to dance January 8, 2020