Minnesota Ice box 

When you masturbate into an ice cube tray, then let it freeze, then take the ensuing ice cube and say to your girlfriend/gay butt pal/skeeter "hey, you wanna foreplay". irregardless of response, your put the ice cube into sexual orafice of said partner, and enjoy the resulting pregnancy/butt pregnancy.

I gave Skeeter an excellent minnesota ice box. We called the butt child Barack Obama, after our president.

Minnesota Ice box by Nipplecardboard January 5, 2009