Milo Lung
The condition in which a small child heaps Milo over their ice cream, then leans in to take their first mouthful and accidentally inhales a large quantity of chocolate powder. Symptoms include wide-eyed shock and coughing.
"I thought little Timmy was going to die at the table last night - he got such a bad case of Milo Lung it looked like his eyes were going to pop out of his head."
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