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The one, that guy everyone wants to be like. The man next door who you can count on. A true ladies man, a modern pimp. A beast in the bed room, and a friend to the end.
Ben said, when I grow up I want to be just like mikehandy.
mikehandy by Clearly da1 February 14, 2014
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She is very mean, at times can be a heartbreaker, Speaks her mind to anyone who steps in her way, Doesn't bite her tongue for no ONE ! Very smart, and very good in bed. Extremely atractive , smart intellegents, self centered at time, is a girly girl but at times can get down and dirty with the boys ! , Loves to cheer and hey what can i say THERE IS TO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT HER AND SO LITTLE TIME <3 Can be your everything ! Has a perfect body
Boy: OMG She are a Miesha i have to have you
Boy 2: Shut no Im gettin her
Miesha by His Mizz November 15, 2010

Mikeswankin

Handsome male with a very huge penis. the word swank meaning Extremely cool; smooth; kickass
Adv. When something is of nice value and hella- ballin
"there go Mikeswankin"
Mikeswankin by Mikeswankin April 20, 2018
A beautiful African women that has a bodacious booty.
Maaaaann! Look at that Makesha!

minnesota mineshaft 

When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother โ€spooky storiesโ€ and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.
Guy:im bored
G
Guy2:wanna fuck?
Guy: minnesota mineshaft?
Guy2:FUCK YEAH

Abandoned Mineshaft 

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV
Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "