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Mike Toreno

Character in the video game San Andreas, and a very funny one at that. First seen in the mission 'Mike Toreno' and last seen in 'Home Coming'.
When we first meet Mike, he seems like just another member of the Yay-Smuggling group, but as the game progresses it turns out he is actually working for a goverment agency ('It's Not Important Which One'), and uses CJ to do the jobs he can't be seen pulling off. This includes jacking a Petrol Tanker, blowing up several helicopters, planting an explosive on the Andromeda and stealing a Military Jet.
Needless to say, there are many people who think Toreno's missions are some of the best in the game.

Mike Toreno is voiced by actor James Woods.
'Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching... or listening... or both.' - Mike Toreno, 'Interdiction'
Mike Toreno by daizisntonfire September 6, 2005
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Mike Toreno

A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.
Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.
Mike Toreno by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022
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