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A fake name (my cocks hard) used on someone you don't know or a question to someone named mike who foolishly gives their first name only, usually for your own personal amusement but also very effective in large groups of people you don't know.
Steve and Zach walk into a bar full of ladies and introduce themselves as Mike Oxhard and Heywood Jablome, the girls partially throw up in their mouths, but the two guys next to them said yes I will and so is mine.

You see a guy at a party who thinks he is king shit on turd island, you find out his name is mike, so you walk up to him and tell him he looks familiar, he introduces himself as 'mike' and you respond 'mike Oxhard?' You leave with the ladies, he goes home alone to his island.
by normous May 31, 2014
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