mike: Hey, Joanie. Pretty top you have on today
angry joan: Pretty? What's that supposed to mean?
mike: I mean you look nice in it:)
angry joan: Yeah, well, would you describe a man's shirt as "pretty"?
mike: LOL No, hon. Probably not:)
angry joan: Hon? Wow, your Mike Rowe Aggressions are so unsubtle, dude. And insulting AF
mike: Huh? I was only...
angry joan: Sexist pig. GFY *storms off*
mike: Geez!