When an elderly lady fist her self and rips out her overies over a younger man/woman and forces them to drink the blood and eat the ovaries, she then preforms a sexual act upon the chosen person forcing her tits down his throat; until the point he chokes- then she proceeds to wipe the remaining blood/ovaries on his face. By this the point the person is in a coma...
"Did you hear what happened to Fabio?"
"No What?"
"He's in hospital because his nan gave him A Midsummer's Night Strawberry!"
"No What?"
"He's in hospital because his nan gave him A Midsummer's Night Strawberry!"
by MasterOfNiggers February 03, 2012
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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