Mickardo 

Mickardo is very popular. He's extremely social and everyone finds him amazingly cool. But on the inside hes scared. And this only shows when he's in love with someone. Then the person he is in love with (and only that person) will discover who he really is. A super nice, sensitive guy. But really kind of a coward. However he is extremely loyal and always speaks his mind no matter what kind of trouble it gets him into. He's smart and more mature than he wants people to think. He almost never gets mad at a teacher or screws anything up. He's funny and people look up to him. There's so much to him and he's so complicated that you're just kind of drawn to him. He's like two people at once and sometimes that's frustrating but sometimes it's kinda hot.

- wow that guy is so effortlessly cool... He's almost a Mickardo!

Mickardo by SnowPea14 April 9, 2015

Mikardo 

Are sweet, caring, smart,sexy with eyes to make you melt. Always trys to give 110% to his job, his family and his friends. Micheal's will always try to upstage and out do everyone else just to prove he's great in everything he does. Mikardo's do have beautiful strong bodies that will make the girls melt. Micheal's aren't the best at talking about their feelings. Mikardo's are some of the best when it comes to friendship, they are divoted and will watch your back and be there at the drop of a hat. Don't cross them or lie to them, or you may just lose the best thing in your life. They are sweet and kind they always there to love you till the end of time. They are unique, cute, funny, talkative.

I need to get myself a Mikardo, they irreplaceable.

Mikardo by thephenomenalgod. April 24, 2019

mickado 

potato

the mickado was a potato

mickado by Mickado October 24, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012