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michaelaftonenthusiast 

“hey did you see michaelaftonenthusiast‘s new video” “who the fuck is that”

michaelaftonsexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to Michael Afton from Five Night's at Freddy's.

A literal person who got disembowled, and they want to date that person.
What. The. Hell.

They should be contained in a basement for all of their lives.
Person1: Oh hey, what's your sexuality?
Person2: I'm michaelaftonsexual.
Person1: I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police.

MichaelAfton54678 

The perfect and very secure password for everyone alike.
ex:
"Want free adopt me pets? Insert your password here to earn free BOBUX"
You: "My password is MichaelAfton54678"

MichaelAftonEnthusiast 

Best person on tiktok also massive michael afton simp and CLEARLY SUPERIOR to you
Bob:Hey have you heard about MichaelAftonEnthusiast

Juan: Yes I have and he is supreme

michaelaftonhugs

michaelaftonhugs iz the bezt artizt and tik toker i've ever zeen
"i have a crush on michaelaftonhugs"
"nah zhez zimping for michael"

Michaelafton_officia1 

Cool tiktoker which makes AMAZING fnaf videos
Hey I'm mutuals with Michaelafton_officia1 , definitely the best.
No way!
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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