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Michael Afro 

The richest,smartest, coolest kid in town. He lives in a house the size of a hotel, but doesn't own the house. His casual wear is usually rockin a V-neck. He loves to bike around town and f**k s**t up.
I'm felling a little Michael Afro today, so I think I'll wear my watch with a v-neck and shred bars of gold over my lunch.
Michael Afro by Car37 December 18, 2014
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michaelaftonenthusiast 

hey did you see michaelaftonenthusiast‘s new video” “who the fuck is that”

michaelaftonsexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to Michael Afton from Five Night's at Freddy's.

A literal person who got disembowled, and they want to date that person.
What. The. Hell.

They should be contained in a basement for all of their lives.
Person1: Oh hey, what's your sexuality?
Person2: I'm michaelaftonsexual.
Person1: I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police.

MichaelAfton54678 

The perfect and very secure password for everyone alike.
ex:
"Want free adopt me pets? Insert your password here to earn free BOBUX"
You: "My password is MichaelAfton54678"

MichaelAftonEnthusiast 

Best person on tiktok also massive michael afton simp and CLEARLY SUPERIOR to you
Bob:Hey have you heard about MichaelAftonEnthusiast

Juan: Yes I have and he is supreme

michaelaftonhugs

michaelaftonhugs iz the bezt artizt and tik toker i've ever zeen
"i have a crush on michaelaftonhugs"
"nah zhez zimping for michael"

Michaelafton_officia1 

Cool tiktoker which makes AMAZING fnaf videos
Hey I'm mutuals with Michaelafton_officia1 , definitely the best.
No way!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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