After sexual intercourse, the man excretes fecal matter into his hand, spreads it across his knuckles, and punches the girl in the face. When the girl is unconscious, the man puts his balls on the woman's bruised and shitty face. This is often said to provide pleasure, and good fortune.
I was having sex with some alyssa chick, and then i knocked the shit out of her with a miami minnestroni!
by KDUF April 2, 2009
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