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Mexican Dream 

Walking into a hole in the wall Mexican restraunt. When your hostess asks you,"What shall you have this evening." You reply" A taste of Mexican Dream please." The hostess escorts you to the back of the restraunt where the sweaty former female Mexican wrestler "Maria" spreads her legs and lets you taste Mexican Dream.
EX. What do you think I should order?
Bro you need to ask the waiter for Mexican Dream?
Mexican Dream?
Its the best thing here! Its so special its not on the menu?

EX. Man you have to try the "Mexican Dream."

mexican dream 

my mexican dream came true I now work for California DMV. downside: I need to get up by 7 am and work 8 hours checking tail pipes for smog check. My first day the boss was mad at me for trying to sniff his tail pipe.

Mexican Wet Dream 

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.
-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream
Mexican Wet Dream by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020

Mexican Wet Dream 

When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.
I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."

Mexican lady drama 

Gossip or drama involving that you don't want to get involved in because it's dangerous. Historically involved at least two Mexican ladies of substantial age with like three strands of hair who had plenty of time to plot how to ruin someone's life.
You sure want to stay away; that's some Mexican lady drama!
Mexican lady drama by rc82 July 15, 2009