Metabolical Consciousness

The most speculative idea: that the integrated, self-sustaining process of metabolism—the constant, organized flux that defines a living being—could be the physical basis for a primitive form of subjective experience or sentience. Not thought, but a raw, visceral "feel" of being a metabolic process: a struggle against equilibrium, a "push" of anabolism and "pull" of catabolism. It would be a consciousness of pure need and flow, utterly alien to neural awareness.

Example: "The philosopher argued for metabolical consciousness: 'A bacterium fleeing a toxin isn't just reacting; it feels the imperative to move. Its experience is the hum of its proton motive force, the urgency of its chemical gradients. It's not self-aware; it's process-aware.' Neuroscientists rolled their eyes, but the poets loved it."

Metabolical Consciousness by Dumu The Void January 30, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008