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Messianic Paganism 

A belief in an abrahamic God in combination with other rising gods and goddesses, and/or a very different interpretation of this God. Also known by terms such as "Christian Wiccan" or a "Christian Pagan." Whereas in a purely biblical world view, idols from other cultures and religions aren't viewed as gods in the traditional sense but connected to fallen angels and the nephillum (demons) belief in astrology, crystal healing, and astral projection being a permissible, non deceptive practice could also classify someone as a "Messianic Pagan." The New World Order religion could possibly be classified as the above term. Most of the time, they just believe in Jesus and have extra pets and plants than most, prefer to live near nature, are more intuitive and occasionally do white magick, whereas in biblical Christianity all forms of occultism are forbidden.
So what's with your mtf friend talking good things about Jesus, then saying things like "Satan/Samuel is God's evil twin" and talking about how a Mercury's rotation is affecting our behavior? "Well, she is into what I call Messianic Paganism, for lack of a better term. "
Messianic Paganism by JMetal January 9, 2021
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026