She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady
Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?
by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020
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