It's a beautiful Cadillac Escalade, that is so damn messy inside, you can't hardly get in. Has fast food wrappers every fucking place. It's a garbage dump with leather and navi.
Man, I love Riding in Rastus' Mescalade, but I can't find a place to put my fucking feet. Dat bitch is gonna have a rat infestation he he does not clean dat bitch out.
by Funeral Guy March 26, 2009
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